A machine that tells everyone what your are thinking

unscented cologne

a machine that eats fart and almost do anything stupid then you know its copying you.

lead kite

A Lock on every 24/7(24 hours in 7 days weekly) stores

Superman's Red Underpants

50 shades of gray

Surgical mittens.

a comfertable shoe that goes inside a slightly bigger uncomfertable shoe

A rape whistle

Radio for the deaf

A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

The check box that says "i have read and agree to the terms of service"

A cup that can't hold anything.

a suitcase to hold your suitcase

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

Easy pop bubble wrap

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A gas powered turtle neck sweater

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Spaghetti Shaped Like Ravioli.

Cold fire

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!