A cell phone that cant make calls but can receive them

Glow in the dark camouflage pants.

DVD Rewinder

garlic flavored toothpaste

Transparent Paint

Terrycloth sledgehammer

Night-vision Sunglasses.

Mute alarm clock

Perpetuum Mobile...

British dentists.

THE CAPS LOCK KEY

super-glue for eyelids.

The "Like" button on an ugly girl's facebook pictures

Your Mother

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Dehydrated water. Just add water.

Wedding dress / apron

Waterproof teabags.

a battery opperated battery

See Through Shower Curtains.

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

fake batteries

any form of government

Sweat scented deoderant

Pointless Inventions

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