a suitcase to hold your suitcase

a computer with no key board or touch screen or voice activation you have to wet it to turn it on sadly it will break

A solar flashlight.

A secretary goldfish

The Regular Show.

Any movie on Syfy

A battery operated battery charger.

mac

Surgical mittens.

Sugar Free water

headphones for deaf people

Akeyboardwithnospacebar.

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Knee pads for your elbows.

A flat ladle

Alarm to remind you to go back to sleep

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

sand paper band aids

Spaghetti Shaped Like Ravioli.

A restaurant that doesn't serve food. You order, pay, then leave.

A SpooKnif a spoon so sharp it can also be used as a knife.

Peanutless peanut shells.

One direction

Pedaldriven wheel chair

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!