Purple Onions

Your face.

Vegitarian Zombies

you

The little thing at the back of your mouth that nobody knows the name of.

An inconvenience store.

A chocolate teapot

Giant Tweezers

A refrigerated winter coat.

suicide

headphones for deaf people

An app to design pointless inventions

paradoxes

Lubricated Sandpaper

Obama

tricycle training wheels

Electrically-powered generator

Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

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machine that turns the inventor into shit

Lye Eyedrops.

a phone without a screen

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Pointless Inventions

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