The little thing at the back of your mouth that nobody knows the name of.

Submarine with windscreen wipers

bureaucracy

3-sided cracker

An inconvenience store.

A chocolate teapot

Squarepants

a cubed bowling ball

Motorcycle Ashtray

A refrigerated winter coat.

I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

headphones for deaf people

motorbike with fire rockets

Obama

Electrically-powered generator

A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

A tree that looked dead all year

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The Appendix.

The Bible

Floppy Drive

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

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