A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

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Censored porn

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A food proof cutlery set

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Those pointless people who say 'Justin Bieber' thinking that they are God. I'm sorry, your nothing but shit.

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The most supreme absolute modesty of the entire universe. Period. Btw, it's mine.

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Snot.

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Bobby McGrath that doesn't give blowjobs

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porcelain contact lens

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Confederate money

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Everything except Mnt Dew, Doritos, and pizza

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Lubricated Sandpaper

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A clock in Morse code

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Corded phone finder

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Radio for the deaf

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A lightbulb, that only shines on things worth looking at!

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Inflatable dartboards.

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"Entrance Only: Do not enter" signs.

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A hair dryer that explodes when it's near wet hair

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Solar powered flashlight

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Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

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AIDS

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colored braille.

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A box that explodes when its turned on

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A black highlighter

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!