Silent firecrackers.

YOLO

Sweat-scented deodorant.

A checker board with only one black square and one white.

Baterey powered glow stick

New rhythmic gymnastics item: 16lb bowling balls

Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

Transparent bra and dress for women

Doorless hinges.... Or hingless doors

Fire proof cigarettes.

cellphone that runs on car batteries

Unsliced bread

Glass hammer

Bobby McGrath that doesn't give blowjobs

An alarm clock that plays soothing music.

Confederate money

Republicans

The fact that people write why instead of y and you instead of u.

Light-proof glass.

magnum condoms

Reusable Toilet Paper

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Agriculture. nah just jokin.. it was essential to the development of human civilization.

Condom

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!