headphones for deaf people

a TV with no screen

A plane that needs to be plugged in

Reusable Condom Once you're done, flip it inside out and use it again!

an ink-less Biro

Australian French Fries

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Breakaway Condoms.

Existence.

a phone without a screen

Facebook.

A black guy with a job.

nice talking !??_??

an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

Dehydrated water - just add water.

Sega

Chocolate flavored chocolate

Feminism

A boomerang with a C4 strapped to it. What happens if you miss?

Wireless Fishing Rod

Strawberry flavored shoes.

Terms of Service on a website

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!