.01 inch binder. To keep that paper organized.

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

Solar powered flashlight.

Solar-Powered Flashlight: Attention does not save energy

ointment for ointment bottles

Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

Unscented Perfume

Satanism, AND atheism

Existence.

an social networking site full of anti social people

a phone without a screen

see through nuclear powered vibrating dildo

machine that turns the inventor into shit

Child safe knives (blunt).

Decaf Coffee

The phrase "... but then i took an arrow to the knee"

One direction

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

Transparent bra and dress for women

3-sided cracker

REBECCA BLACK

a TV with no screen

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

Pepper scented tissue

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!