Hilary Clinton

Gumball machines :)

a helicopter without propellers

A dictionary with misspelled words

2D glasses.

XBOX 360 Elite, any other Xbox or Microsoft Product.

Child safe knives (blunt).

selena gomez

Screen door on a submarine!

a coffin lined with 100% cotton (It breathes better)

the ability to post Justin Bieber

A pool that can be turned up to 102 degrees and a hot tub that goes down to 80 degrees.

Timeline on Facebook

YOUR MOMS ASS

LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

Fireproof gunpowder.

invisible necklace

A solar-powered flashlight

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

Artwork that goes for thousands of dollars when a two year old can make something that looks just the same

nuclear powered pencil

cucumbers. 98% water, 2% crap taste.

silent music documentaries (unless it's a music documentry about One Direction, then actually it would be a great invention)

garlic-scented perfume

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!