Hot water powered water heater

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A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

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A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

glow in the dark sun glasses :-)

a machine that tells you the life left in a battery, but uses the battery's power

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To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

that shave the bieber in 5 clicks pop up... lol joke best invetionn ever. espesialy when you get 2 on the same web page!!!!!

solar power night vision goggles

Space scented air

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Women's Rights

colorful snow. WARNING: do not put yellow on it

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

a robot that can only unplug itself

A website for the blind.

Same coloured text as the background/paper.

Trolls on everybody edits.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!