The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

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To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

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that shave the bieber in 5 clicks pop up... lol joke best invetionn ever. espesialy when you get 2 on the same web page!!!!!

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a hitler action figure

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Dull pencils. OLOLOLOLO GET IT?

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see through nuclear powered vibrating dildo

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A radio for the deaf

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A gun that explodes when you pull the trigger

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nice talking !??_??

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An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

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Non-slip Lubricating Jelly

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Life

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This Website

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The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

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The modern idea that we live in a free society when we are all slaves to debt.

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Invisable clothes

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Condoms

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bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

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Onions that dont have layers

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Whoever is reading this

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the ability to post Justin Bieber

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Cell phone battery drainer

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a chuck norris-sized bed (he doesn't sleep, he waits)

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A shower curtain that almost looks like a shower door

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!