Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

A water proof water bottle

This website.

A copier that lets you make one copy at a time and shreds the original at the same time

A battery powered battery recharger.

Pennites

Solar-powered flashlight.

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

When screens have eyes

Moonglasses

Guide dogs for the colour blind.

A video game on how to play video games.

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

A chair with no seat

left handed skrewdriver

A solar-powered torch.

YOU!!!!!!!

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

High-altitude underground aircraft.

Mediocrity.

low-fat transfat

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!