Perforated condom

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Screen doors for submarines

Fireproof gasoline

anti- Hitler vests

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

When screens have eyes

Cold sick missile

A kitchen for men

Noise-cancelling hearing-aids

A pool that can be turned up to 102 degrees and a hot tub that goes down to 80 degrees.

Water-proof fire

Cola with bacon.

Fat free butter

Drawings on toilet paper

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

.45 caliber with cannon bullets

Censored Porn

Drive through window for a liquor store.

Redux: A time machine that takes two hours to activate and sends you one hour back in time. C-C-C-C-COMBO Moral:!!!!

A solar-powered torch.

Flavored Condoms

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!