Charlie Sheen

Dehydrated water - just add water.

Glow-in-the-dark Light Bulbs

A remote-control pineapple

Noise cancelling Harrington aids

Ice cream that EVAPORATES befor you even lick it

#1 pencils

a air freshener that smells of shit

Diet soda

The useless piece of skin around the vagina... the Woman.

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

Moonglasses

All-white Rubik's Cube

The white crayon, marker or colored pencil.

money shredder

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

A solar-powered torch.

Richard Simmons

Rusty Stainless Steel

skyhooks

Sugar free sugar.

A "buy one get one free" coupon for something that's free.

perforated condoms

blimps

Pointless Inventions

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