me

A secretary goldfish

Plastic Tampons.

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

An invisiblw watch

paper mache shoes

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

Hearing Aid commercials on the radio.

The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

Cordless skipping rope !

Diapers with a gaping hole on the ass

stilt crushes,binky bone, scrach and sniff menues and sun glasses that only work a night.

Directions on how to use soap.

Unicycle with training wheels.

Solar-powered torch

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

A teleportation machine that teleports you back to where you started.

This website

cellphone that runs on car batteries

A machine that brings you one second into the future.

auto starting logs They catch fire automatically. but you dont know when

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

Atheists. And, by proxy, atheists' opinions on religion.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!