Corduroy condoms.

Insta-water (Just add water and stirr)

A 16-digit combination padlock

cellphone that runs on car batteries

Jizz flavored condoms

Diapers with a gaping hole on the ass

stilt crushes,binky bone, scrach and sniff menues and sun glasses that only work a night.

Women with way too tight åssholes... Makes me wish I could shrinkage my stuff momentarily. Moral: Growth hormones? Steroids? Meh, aint worth it for me, you just keep doing your thing "man"!

Atheists. And, by proxy, atheists' opinions on religion.

Distractions

A cup that drinks anything inside it

Cody Simpson

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

Powdered Water: Just add water.

unplayable sims

maths for retards

yo mamma

This website

the royal family...............

A radio station for the deaf.

A machine that brings you one second into the future.

shoes that are shaped and painted like feet -jesse

MySpace

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!