ejector seat on a helicopter

http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

Sugar Free Water

Moonglasses

wired remote.

christian rock

Woman Repellent

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Electric Ladle

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

flame retardant weed

Non-alcoholic vodka

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

Justin Bieber

An oak frying pan

Habanero flavoured suppositories

www.comparethemeerkat.com

a battry that runs on batterys

Facebook

Solar-powered night vision goggles.

Under water diving board.

Glow in the Dark Tampons.

Chocolate Teapot :)

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