Driving school for the blind

a cat that is actually a dog

Habanero suppositories

Non-alcoholic vodka

paperless printer

Condoms made out of cum.

Cigarettes

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

Transparent clothing

Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

Batery powered batery charger

Biodegradable car-wheels

roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

Lil Wayne

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A urinal for women

1d glasses

a special calculator that only multiplies by 1

Perpetual Motionless Machine

tipless condoms

shatter-proof water

jag-free comb for bald people

A rape machine.

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!