A Fire That Burns You!

Lady Gaga's penis.

Light shades

training wheels in submarines

self-propelled push lawn mowers

A screen door for a submarine.

WHATER PRUFF SHAME 'WOW' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

PS3

The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

Snooki

Atheism, because what would be the point in living if there is nothing after?

Solar powered car.(yes people actualy want this the problem is you cant drive at night.)

Nut-free Nutella.

a boomerang grenade

buy one take one promo for the same downloadable product.

Rebecca Blacl

Braille owner's manual for an automobile

God, gods, deities

Soy dog treats for vegan canines

Colouring books... on tape

Communism

Shampoo based mostly on bacon, excellent for those that want to keep their hair greasy.

exams

2 drive thru windows

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