Scientology

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

A portable button that when pushed causes some random parent to senselessly go and beat their child

You

Corrosive Soap

Jake Jiang

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

Child locks on medicines

Indestructible egg shells

You

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

My dad

Perpetual Motionless Machine

air-conditioned motorcycle

Lil Wayne

Camera That Can Picture people

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Internet law

sugar-free gum

Solar powered flashlights.

Canner Air

Left handed Baseball bats

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

salt for slugs!

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!