Scientology

You

Jake Jiang

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

A portable button that when pushed causes some random parent to senselessly go and beat their child

dinosaur repellent spray

Child locks on medicines

Corrosive Soap

My dad

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

tipless condoms

Camera That Can Picture people

Indestructible egg shells

air-conditioned motorcycle

You

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

AJ's Wiener

Snuggie

Perpetuum Mobile...

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Perpetual Motionless Machine

zunes srry microsoft

Lil Wayne

Chuck Norris repellent (can not exist)

Pointless Inventions

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