Scientology

A portable button that when pushed causes some random parent to senselessly go and beat their child

Jake Jiang

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

You

Corrosive Soap

Child locks on medicines

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

Indestructible egg shells

air-conditioned motorcycle

My dad

tipless condoms

dinosaur repellent spray

Snuggie

Camera That Can Picture people

You

Never mind, in a moment of weakness I let myself go, NEVAR AGAIN! The day the whole world is against Moral Man, Moral Man will take on the world! Moral: I stand against all from religious Zealots to people that abuse others, I also speak my mind, if that is pointless, then so be it.

Perpetual Motionless Machine

Lil Wayne

sugar-free gum

a hands-free mouse

Canner Air

Solar powered flashlights.

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Pointless Inventions

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