test

Biodegradable pound notes / dollar bills

those witch trials where they dunk you in water and if you die you are innocent but if you live you were a witch

Paris Hilton with clothes on

powdered water. just add water.

Wired cellphone

a left handed screw driver

soundless music

publishers and record labels. at least eventually, smarter ways of selling would allow authors and artists to be paid directly.

People.

scented toilet paper

Noise Dampening Speakers

chemical free water

"first" comments

A calculator with no screen

stairs with no steps

Twerking

Haiti.

ME! Moral: I see why I am more useful than a square wheel though, because I keep on rollin even though people are hatin. On a second thought I hardly see how that makes me more useful... FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

I came up with a "ASS HOLE FOR A HOBBY HORSE "

An audiobook on learning sign language.

flammable cigarettes

Cordless Guitar

A diary that reads the passages out loud

Pointless Inventions

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