Swimming Pool Electrical Outlet.....

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the worlds biggest anything

Poisonous Apples

Terms of Service

Habanero flavourd knives and forks

leg warmers for penguins.

open-shoes, PENSHO!

hard chewing gum

Credits at the end of a movie... we don't read them .

My dick. No one seems to want to use it, but me of course.

Mexicans

Using a knife to make a shank

Headphones specially designed for deaf poeple, special glasses for the blind, skates for the people who cant walk

orkut

condoms with air vents

School

BO flavored deoderant

Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

justin bieber the video game

A wheel-chair with a magnetic pull to swimming pools

Solitaire Online

a girlfriend.

Soap cleaner

Pointless Inventions

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