fireproof matches

A wheel-chair with a magnetic pull to swimming pools

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soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

Solar powered flashlight

Drown-safe Pools (there would be no water)

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Locomotive steering wheel

Down-to-Earth imaginative individuals.

a giant iphone that cant make calls or fit in your pocket (ipad)

The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

A time machine that goes 1 second into the future.

A braille drivers manual.

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

Inedible Pancakes

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A battery-powered electric generator.

Fingerless gloves.

Miniature iPad.

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

caffein free coffee

A fireproof pen

American Idol on DVD

a book on how to use chopsticks

Pointless Inventions

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