a giant iphone that cant make calls or fit in your pocket (ipad)

Babies

Afrocentrism

Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

A backpack that could only hold one thing

fireproof matches

A wheel-chair with a magnetic pull to swimming pools

unscented cologne

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

Solar powered flashlight

Drown-safe Pools (there would be no water)

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Locomotive steering wheel

Down-to-Earth imaginative individuals.

The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

A time machine that goes 1 second into the future.

Training wheels for submarine

A braille drivers manual.

Glow in the dark sleeping mask.

ASUS TAICHI 21: dual screen notebook, except that you do not both screens at the same time.

Inedible Pancakes

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A battery-powered electric generator.

Fingerless gloves.

Pointless Inventions

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