Thumps down buttons.

Convertible condoms

A slightly longer spoon

non-stick stickers

yo mama

Solar powered flashlight

Those things that clip on to coat hangers to tell size

Vagina proof condoms

How to learn french translated to french

non-touchscreen phone without keypad

An invisible curtain

dynamite candle

Dirty tissues.

How to stop reading books compulsively: Book one of 9001.

Chrioprachtors

church

Just a single Power Scouter. "VEGETA WHAT IS HIS POWER LEVE.." "For the over 9000th time! GET YOUR OWN FUCKING SCOUTEEEEEEEEEER!"

You

fireproof matches

A bluetooth you have to hold to your ear.

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Blenders. If you know what i mean.

Inverted X-Ray glasses so everyone can see your skull and eye socket.

Mental disorders

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!