cucumber wt wipes that smells like jizz

The Kardashian

Electric sundial

life

a circle

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

A one sided stick

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Pubic Hair

braille on drive up atms calling it a driveway when it's where you park obama?

Milk flavored Beer

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A time machine that goes 1 second into the future.

Vegan Burgers

Fish net condoms.

non-touchscreen phone without keypad

Shake Weight. Doesn't help except with jerking off

a keyboard for non-handed people

Bottomless pockets

A pants fly with buttons

Rubber sockets.

cars for women

A Fork-Knife

Fresh air in a bottle - Mel Brooks' style.

Pointless Inventions

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