How to stop reading books compulsively: Book one of 9001.

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a book on how to be stupid.

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A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

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Hiking

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Donald trump

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A round object. Pointless.

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getting sick

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fireproof matches

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Chewing gum on a stick

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France.

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a circle

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Assless diapers

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MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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A book for bibliophobics.

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Inverted X-Ray glasses so everyone can see your skull and eye socket.

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Mental disorders

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air conditioned coffin

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Nutella haters!

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Day-Vision Goggles.

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Diet water

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Glow in the dark light bulb

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Bottled water, when there's a fountain, like, right there......

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Cigarettes

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Weapons for pacifists! They dont work.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!