a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

Mexico

A black-colored light bulb.

Undramatic chipmunks

submarine with wheels

Underwear

fireproof matches

people who cut your toe nails,

restarting progress bars.

Electric-powered fur coat.

Solar-Powered Flashlight

An anti-joke.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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A football Bat

Onion Eye Drops Onion Contact Lens Onion Air Fresheners Onion Perfume Onion Cologne - - - - - - - - - - -Add me on Facebook ceejay_past2001@yahoo.com.ph

a book about color for the color blind

Triangle with mouthpiece.

alex diment.

Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

see through cloths

Hey guys, my GF dumped me, im looking for revenge and i think 4chan is the best way. Here are all the pics of her. http://sharesend.com/9abdj Have fun!

Online classes titled "introduction to the internet"

football bat

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!