Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

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You.

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Weapons for pacifists! They dont work.

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a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

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Time Travel

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virgin mary

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A toilet that grabs your poo

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Re-usable Tampons

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Wired remote.

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Cats

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Math

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See-through clothing

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Drown-safe Pools (there would be no water)

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Airplane seatbelts

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Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

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a book about color for the color blind

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your mom

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artificial computer

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A calculator that can divide by zero.

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Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

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The "I agree to the Terms of Service" checkbox

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an anti-social network service.

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Training wheels for tricycle.

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Vagina-scented pads.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!