Shoes for hands.

See-through clothing

Airplane seatbelts

A lock for shops that are open 24 hours a day

Michael Smith =D

artificial computer

electricity powered generator

War

Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

underwater toaster

The "I agree to the Terms of Service" checkbox

Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites. Moral the hambargar: WAM WAM WOOO! Especially the "right now" part, this HorseSHlT network is more broken than my mothers brain.

a battery opperated battery

Training wheels for tricycle.

Edible tampons

You.

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Boobs on a nun.

The Fax Machine

A toilet that grabs your poo

a book made out of water about water

Re-usable Tampons

Self Destructing Boomarang

Convertible condoms

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!