a polar bear colouring book

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Shoes for hands.

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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A story written without dot's , POINT-LESS you get it?

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Vagina

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penis flavoured condoms

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A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

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Jalapeño flavored milk

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Justin Beiber penis

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The Shake Weight

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Apple, Inc.

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icecubes

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a keyboard for non-handed people

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people not speaking ENGLISH in AMERICA!!

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a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

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Breathable space suits

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A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

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A pointless investing is autocorrect

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store brand batteries

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coke flavored pepsi

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powder water

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invisible statue

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From the makers of Shake Flashlight: Shake Car Headlights No batteries required

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Solar powered flashlights

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!