A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

Maxi Pad bandaids

Fashion.

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inflatable dartboard

Robocop remake. Moral: Watch the original and understand.

snow leopard

Urine flavored breath mints

Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

toilet that doesnt flush.

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

Barack Obama

Sugar Free Sugar

Anti-homosexuality protests. Seriously what the hell they expect to achieve? Moral: NO MORE GAYS! NO MORE GAYS! GOD HATES GAYS! Ehem... Any of this doing anything at all except ruining our reputation and possibly lives? No? Well I am tired... Same time next year? Well that's a date then! No homo!

paper mache boat

The "I agree to the Terms of Service" checkbox

Strict parents

A box with holes.

Autotune

underwear

A ball

Quaker extremist

Reality Television

Diet soda

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