Rechargable Charger

Powdered gas

Ionosphere scented perfume.

Socks for your nose.

A mouse without left click.

screendoor on the spaceshuttle

icecubes

Pet rocks

A machine that instantly turns icecubes into drinkable water.

Chocolate milk without chocolate

Snuggie

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Microwavable Ice tray

Vagina

A nuclear dildo.

Me.

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

A silent movie for blind people

Flashlight with powered by Solar..

Justin Beibers penis

yo momma

Endothermic Kettle

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!