- Pointless Inventions

a box shaped contraption, that upon having its switch turned to on, a robotic arm comes out of the box and turns the switch to off.

Solar Powered Lantern

President, George Bush.

educational televison

bacterial soap

a chocolate fire alarm

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

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Steam-powered kettle

rifle that shoots lint

A solar powered alarm clock

God...

water flavored water

RELIGION

Microsoft

A #3 pencil.

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

A gas powered gas mask

This fucking website

Homosexuality

Government

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!