Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

a chocolate fire alarm

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

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Snuggie

A solar powered alarm clock

God...

A #3 pencil.

The snuggie

Michel Teló. "Nossa, nossa, assim você me mata" F*** you!

an extreme roller coaster ride for the elderly.

roll on eye drops

This fucking website

bryans face

Government

One Direction

Air guitar hero

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

samba and brazilian carnival .....i'am brazillian and i can tell that it realy sucks nobody wants to hear samba its is just noise like funk ¬¬' (don't bother about the bad english here i'am one of the best's)

Curry scented deodorant

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

TV curtains

Math

A house in leons dad's bum crack that only leon can fit in

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