reusable toilet paper

Your mom.

Pepper-Free Hot Sauce

Chocolate teapots.

flame-resistant firewood

Solar powerd flashlights

TV for blind people

LulzTruck.com

Snooki

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

Black Light

idiots who keep writing powdered water

Chair

Automatic Hand Sanitizers

Alcohol that makes you sober.

Locomotive steering wheel

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Spearmint-flavored suppository

glow-in-the-dark flashlight

a plane that puts the people in the cargo area and puts baggages in the passanger sheets

paper måché bombs

Pubic hairs.

A plane that needs to be plugged in

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!