women out of the kitchen

A screen door for submarines.

jacket that keeps you cold

Pointless inventions

An ipod that can only play Jonas Brothers songs.

cellphone that runs on car batteries

My wife.

A left-handed washing glove

water resistant umbrella

a dislike for this joke

portable doggie door

Me

Lady GaGa

A solar-powered flashlight.

A machine made for turning on other machines that requires another machine to turn that machine on.

Terms Of Service

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

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Chocolate Teapot :)

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

Time,scedule,and routine

god.. problem christians? troll troll troll troll troll

No armed suzie jokes

Habanero flavoured suppositories

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!