A woman that can leave the kitchen.

Censored Porn

Clothes

Holographic things that you can touch

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

TV for blind people

Your wife. Moral: Yeah she cant do her stuff right.

jalapeno flavored eye-drops

Rusty Stainless Steel

A calculator with no screen

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

perforated condoms

A sphere... Get it..? No points ;D

One Direction

a square ball

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

a machine that tells you the life left in a battery, but uses the battery's power

Essays

a time machine that transports you to the present

Left handed videogame controllers.

Glow-in-the-dark Light Bulbs

Braille on signs in buildings. If they're blind how are they gonna find it?

America's GAO...General Accounting Office.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!