An invisiblw watch

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

llama font (google it & you'll see)

Silent firecrackers.

A device that surfs the web in the palm of your hand, but only when it hooks up to your computer

Armpit hair

A screen door on a submarine

A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

billiards ball. but any other "round" object as well.

invisible statue

The iPad.

seedless seeds

non-dairy milkshake

Powdered water. Just add water.

Facebook Updates.

Day-Vision Goggles.

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

A round object. Pointless.

getting sick

Superman's Red Underpants

A lock for shops that are open 24 hours a day

Helicopter ejector seat

multiple life sentences

Pointless Inventions

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