Fat people.

Cleverbot. The name's so misleading.

a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

When screens have eyes

The phrase "... but then i took an arrow to the knee"

dildo

lightweight hammer

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

Sugar flavored insect spray

Moonglasses

Skydiving helmets

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

this site

chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

This website.

parent's in Disney Films

A chocolate teapot.

Clear paint.

left handed skrewdriver

The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

Mac Computers

DVD rewinder

a hitler action figure

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!