soundless music

Bulletproof Blackboard.

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

Drugs.

Michael Vick jersey for dogs

Sulfuric acid eye drops.

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

llama font (google it & you'll see)

¿Es el FBI? Es que me estaba bajando una pelicula

oops

Atheists. And, by proxy, atheists' opinions on religion.

a website to read about pointless inventions

A hair dryer for drying your fire.

Flavored Condoms

Powdered air. Just add water to get absolutely nothing.

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

water proof water

A cup that drinks anything inside it

Light that travels at the speed of darkness.

Stupidphone,not Smartphone.

auto starting logs They catch fire automatically. but you dont know when

black people.

Friday, Rebecca Black already killed it and there's NO way it can ever be revived.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!