ejector seat on a helicopter

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MP3 player for the deaf.

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Wood-powered Fridge

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Driving school for the blind

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a small penis

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Unflammable Matches

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License plate cozy

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Tinted contact lenses

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The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Electric Ladle

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Brail on a tv remote "Do not touch this" written in brail a sign that says "the edges of this sign are sharp" non-sided sticky tape

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Glass Bottom Boats

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Internet law

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roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

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a hands-free mouse

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Nut-free Nutella.

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Black Highlighter

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Water sensor Torpedo

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Armpit hair

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Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

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A urinal for women

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Glow in the dark sundail

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hair removal cream for bald people

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Alcohol-free hand sanitizer

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!