The Kardashian

Habanero flavourd knives and forks

invisable paint

Xbox 360 because PS3 is better

Battery powerd battery charger.

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

Solar powered flashlight

Inverted X-Ray glasses so everyone can see your skull and eye socket.

Mental disorders

Diesel-engined Ferrari

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A computer program that installs viruses, close the internet at any time, and alerts everyone you know about what you're doing on the computer.

viagra for girls

clothes

a book on how to be stupid.

A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

edible hydrolic acid

Moobs

A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

fireproof matches

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Monitor-less TVs.

non-stick stickers

sun roof hats

Pointless Inventions

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