Y U NOT RUNNING?! IM SCARY!?!? RAWRR

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A calculator that can divide by zero.

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A machine that makes glow-in-dark noses

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a silent alarm clock.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Microwave-safe ice cube tray

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You

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Submarine ejection seat

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A "how to read brail" tutorial, written in English

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Breathable space suits

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An eye removal kit

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A glass hammer

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Lime green firetrucks.

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restarting progress bars.

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store brand batteries

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Brown underwear.

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Coloured Whiteboards

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Women.

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A working computer.

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justin bieber

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undrinkable drink

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Inaudible microphone

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reCAPTCHA

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!