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shark rabies vaccine

glow in the dark sun glasses :-)

Sugar-free candy floss

yo mamma

A remote-control pineapple

Stupidphone,not Smartphone.

MTV.

people

A machine that makes pointless invention jokes

fat is the new dog

A switch that turns itself off.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Book sharpener

braille e-reader

Book for blinds.

This site

The Game

Convertible submarine

Breast Shrinks.

Non-flushable toilet

Smiley face stickers

Stick shift with braille.

A back pocket in your undies.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!