sand paper condom

speling

Non-seethrough womens clothes

invisable paint

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soap cleaner

Pubic hairs.

god

Woman's Right

Nuclear powered thought glasses.

Underwear

Sega

Helicopter ejection seats

butt cheese.

A tampon witch tells you if you're pregnant or not

chemical free vacuum

Powdered water (because we all know water isn't completely pure H2O)

British dentists.

head phones for the deaf

unsinkable submarine... ftw??

paper måché bombs

Battery Powered Battery Charger

A back pocket in your undies.

a wheelchair with pedals(sorry for bad english)

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