a cat that is actually a dog

Stupidphone,not Smartphone.

The Shake-weight

a boomerang grenade

This site.

Amish Vehicluar Manufacturing Company ?

Invent maker machine

glow-in-the-dark flashlight

An emergency entrance

Very well-shagged olive oil

Any not-provable, unattributable book that describes devoting your life to it's (mostly ridiculous) rules or facing consequence.

Baterey powered glow stick

A Horsehead network that runs SO FREAKING SLOW, THAT YOU POST SOMETHING AT POINTLESS SUPERPOWERS, AND IT SOMEHOW ENDS UP SIX MINUTES LATER ON THE POINTLESS INVENTIONS SECTION! Moral: He was called standing Bull before he challenged me into a fight!

scissors with blades in the finger holes

websites with audio but no volume control.

Garbage and mildew scented candles/incense

Explosive Free Bomb

Salt flavored pepper.

Water Proof Fire

Airplane seatbelts

A water proof water bottle

Light that travels at the speed of darkness.

motorbike with fire rockets

A mouse without left click.

Pointless Inventions

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