The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

One direction

Anything on Disney channel

Brail on a tv remote "Do not touch this" written in brail a sign that says "the edges of this sign are sharp" non-sided sticky tape

A battery operated battery charger.

a braille picture book

A water proof water bottle

TV for blind people

A fan on a motorcicle

school

Transparent bra and dress for women

Your mom

Bison.They just stand there going "a car let me hug it".

A Suitcase carrying case

A ball

Cordless skipping rope !

people who get thumbs down

Flashing lights used to allow deaf people to answer the phone

Alcohol that makes you sober.

shatter-proof water

flammable toothpaste

a door that dose not open

Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

Your penis.

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