jalapeno flavored eye-drops

A clock that ticks slightly faster than a normal clock

Hearing Aid for blind people

Popper Clops! (clops that pop your cloppers)

A safe with wheels

Justin Beiber- Because this should really stand at least two times under each other at the top.

Getting your titties in a twist.

An underwater cigarette lighter

Microwavable Ice tray

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A baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry

yo mama

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A shoe

the ® symbol

dvd rewinders

Jewish people

1. Tricycle kickstand. 2. Glass hammer. 3. Solar-powered flashlight. 4. Black light-bulb. 5. Fire-proof matches 6. Inflatable dartboard 7. Boomerang grenade 8. Invisible privacy fence. 9. Dehydrated water (just add water) .......................................... 10.... Twilight

A secretary goldfish

one direction

Justin Bieber's penis

Inflatable Dart Board.

The Fax Machine

A book about books.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!