Your penis.

Tacos

Solar-powered torch

yo mamma

The double-decker couch

The freakin straps that you wrap around your legs on some high heels

Facebook

Michael Vick jersey for dogs

lights that only work in sunlight

A self-destruct button.

An electricity powered generator

Gluebricant

A chocolate teapot

A social networking app, on the Facebook App centre

fat is the new dog

samba and brazilian carnival .....i'am brazillian and i can tell that it realy sucks nobody wants to hear samba its is just noise like funk ¬¬' (don't bother about the bad english here i'am one of the best's)

clothes for dogs... they're animals, not dolls!!

One Direction

Snuggie

water flavored water

A glass hammer

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robes made specially to be worn backwards

A flat ladle

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