- Pointless Inventions

national cocolate on your face day

Diet soda

people

This ugly site

Water Proof Note Cards

A flashlight used only on the sun

cigarette

soleless shoes

Book for blinds.

Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

This site

A one size fits all hat.

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

C0ck flavored popsicles

ReCAPTCHA

Terms Of Service

A bicycle for the disabled

A cheeseburger without Cheese.

origami shield and sword

A car that runs on human blood.

A machine that makes pointless invention jokes

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A switch that turns itself off.

Pointless Inventions

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